It's all the Rage.

Weibo, the Twitter of China, has invented a thrilling new trend: dressing babies up in watermelons. China's Xinhua news agency first reported the trend in July, pinpointing its origin to Wenzhou city, where parents of the baby above dressed him in a watermelon on a hot summer day for reasons unknown. His watermelon overalls were so cute, other parents imitated them to similarly cute effect. Gaming blog Kotaku points us to a baby in Gladiator-style watermelon armor and an adult in watermelon sunglasses.
So get on it America! You could branch out to Honey dew melons, casaba, cantaloupe... Just use your imaginations and a sharp paring knife and let's get creative! (Keep knife out of child's reach)
If you are silly enough to try this then the safety warning about the knife seems necessary.