It Isn't Nice To Fool With Mother....

Slightly Used Dog

Not My Son!!!!

This video has of course gone viral. It is not an easy job being a Mother, and you have got to love how great of a Mother this woman is. Whatever it takes, don't give up, in, or out. It is our job, our responsibility, and our pleasure. They call me Mama Bear and I've earned it.

Crushing Hard On The Girl Across The Street

You Dog.

Oh To Be Five

We had so much fun at Joshua's Birthday Barbecue Bash. 

                 Happy Birthday Joshua!

Washingtons Condoms

                                 I wonder if Bill used one of these, I think I will ask Monica.

One Way to Cut Back On Water

                       This was titled, 'The moment you realized you grabbed the wrong spray'

Get Yours Out and Hope

Ya Think?

Mating

New Direction

We went to a Beautiful Wedding today in Hughson, CA. We used Google maps to find the place. We made a couple of wrong turns and detours but we finally found the Church with Moments to spare. One the way back from the Wedding We used Google Maps again and this time with a soft spoken woman's voice, we refer to her as Lilith, took us a totally different way home. We followed her directions and she led us on a lovely short cut across the Valley. We came over 84 and over a pass that was quite lovely and dropped us on 680 around Sunol. Now without the help of Lilith, we would not have gone that way. Isn't that funny how we go the same way over and over again without thought of trying a new route. It was a nice ending to a nice day. 

Frightening!

So Clever

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Peeps In His Pipes Too?

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Listen Carefully

We have always referred to aspirating food or water as, "Did it go down the wrong pipe? So Joshua was eating  a Peeps Rabbit like the one above, a gift from his Great Grandmother Mary, when he choked on the marshmallow goodness. I looked at him and he said, "I had a Peep in my Pipe."

Hillary?

         Can you imagine every journalist in the world looking for your worst picture ever? 

          I will not vote for this woman, for many reasons. 

We do not have to humiliate her, she will do it herself. 

In A Badger Den?

                                       As funny as it gets after you pay your taxes, people.

Oh Chocolate!

Chocolate can be so persuasive. Today on Facebook a young Mother of three little boys admitted that she lied to the boys, telling them that the chocolate that she was eating was medicine and really yucky. I can understand wanting a sweet treasure all to yourself, but hide it, eat it in private, in other words, it may be better to be a sneak than a lire.  At least that way they don't know about your little treat and feel left out. I have always believed that once you lie to your children, you can count on  reciprocation. 

I wonder

                                             I wonder if it is the same with boys and dirty.

Ride Em Cowboy

Horsing Around

                   A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"

Sounds Good

Spring Has Sprung