What did you say Grandpa?

Grandpa took Joshua to the park. This cute little girl climbs up next to Joshua and the next thing that Grandpa knows, they are holding hands. Grandpa whips out his phone and snaps this cute image that he showed me when they returned home. So I asked Joshua about the little girl that he met at the park and he answered me by saying, "Hot Chick". 

Rocken with the Rockster!

We took Rocky to Rocky's for breakfast. Then we went to the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz and had loads of fun. We haven't been to the Boardwalk for years but we felt like kids in grown-up bodies.

Whaaaaa!

      "I don't like this at all!" "Hey, you are so upset." "Someone's getting blamed for this."
 And don't you know that when they are old men, they will look exactly the same, in most ways.

Think Again

                                                    Well there is this.

Mad Woodchuck

           Woodchucks are often found to be civilly disobedient. 

Spell Check

              These guys must have gone to public school.
                                 Or maybe they went to pubic shcool.
                                       Either way, we have paid too much for their skills.

Organic Squirrel Control

                                          Don't worry people, he is not a very good shot.
                                                     Squirrels, you need to worry.

Out of Focus

Two beautiful afro-american girls were posing for a photographer. It was taking quite a long time and the guy keep peeking out from under the cloth behind the camera to leer at the girls. When one of the girls said to the other, "What he doing?" she asked her friend. "He trying to focus". she answers. "Boff of us?" 

Forgive me, I think it is funny.

It could happen!

Not Just Sundays

The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server, "can you make me one with everything?"

Ervin Somogyi

Ervin Somogyi is an expert luthier. His guitars are sought after by many famous guitarists. They are beautiful to look at and have impeccable tone. Yet he has created these thought bubbles that he occasionally holds up while listening to his clients. As a custom furniture designer, I totally hear him.

Here Kitty Kitty

I have often found that a cool, soft approach is the best way to tame a wild beast. Speak softly, use good manners, show respect, and speak with quiet authority. 

Get Your Motor Running....

                                 Joshua on his all electric chopper. Very Cool Dude.

What Was That?

I was upstairs today while Joshua was taking a bath, when I heard a tremendous clap of Thunder. I knew Dan was downstairs out in the back driveway. Dan is a great big fella, good hearted and totally tease-able. So I walked out on the balcony and asked down to him, "Hey Dan, did you fart?"

Funny Bone

Satisfied?

A Chicken and an egg were laying in bed. The Chicken was smoking a cigarette and laying with it's legs crossed. I guess that answers that question.