Disorder At It's Best

Don't Forget What It's All About. And it's not the Hokey Pokey.

And Probably to buy presents for people, in the spirit of their Faith. 

Happy Thanksgiving

Where are my Christmas Cards?

There is some truth in this. Ha!

Another Reddit Success

We Saw This.

And Built This!

Good?

Punctuation Pays

               This does not sound delicious. I don't care how many Clubcard points I can get.

And YOU bought that idea?

This isn't holy, it's just stupid. If God didn't intend people to have sex he wouldn't have made it so much fun.  

Almost Funny

What Matters

I Want To Hire Her

                David Letterman once asked Helen Hunt if anyone ever told her to go to Helen Hunt.
                                                                   She said, "no".

This reminded me of This.

                                                    No Offense Katherine Helmond.

Nice Neighborhood

Sheep standing in a large circle.

Put your front leg in, put your front leg out, put your front leg in and shake it all about.

What knitters see when we see sheep.

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jerk Chicken?

reddit credit

Animal Misconceptions

Whoops!

        It took me a few times to see the person who probably should not have pulled that cord.

Put Your Flag Out Tomorrow

2 CAREER SWABBYS WERE SITTING AT THE BAR. ONE OF THEM SAYS LOOK AT THOSE TWO DRUNKS ACROSS THE BAR, THAT COULD BE US IN 10YRS. THE OTHER GUY SAYS YOU ASSHOLE, THATS A MIRROR !

What Was That!

High School Warning

       Is this a test, is this how we teach, is it just cruel or is it just written by a dyslectic person?

He Made Dinner

My dear husband makes dinner on the nights that I have aerobics class. It was artichokes and fish sticks tonight, complete with homemade tarter sauce. It was nice. I went to check my e-mail while we waited for the artichokes to finish up and up pops this recipe for Tarter Sauce. When I said oh good for you,you Googled Tarter Sauce, He said, "Caught Me". I am not sure why he said that, but I think that he didn't want me to know how good he is on the computer.
 Tarter Sauce 
Ingredients
1 pint mayonnaise
2/3 cup dill pickle relish
2 tablespoons minced white onion
1 ounce lemon juice
Pickle juice
Directions
Mix ingredients together, refrigerate, and serve as needed.

Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-rays-tasty-travels/tartar-sauce-recipe/index.html?oc=linkback

I need a haircut!

                                                                      Ya Think?

How's This Work?

Future Gymnastic Star

Life is About Choices

Waiting Game

    So if the waiter, keeps you waiting so long that you become the waiter, who should then get the tip?

The Future Revealed