Cross Your Heart!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra ...

 

Hard to find , supportive, comfortable, and always lifts you up,

never lets you down or leaves you hanging,

Is always close to your heart!!

It's all the Rage.

Weibo, the Twitter of China, has invented a thrilling new trend: dressing babies up in watermelons. China's Xinhua news agency first reported the trend in July, pinpointing its origin to Wenzhou city, where parents of the baby above dressed him in a watermelon on a hot summer day for reasons unknown. His watermelon overalls were so cute, other parents imitated them to similarly cute effect. Gaming blog Kotaku points us to a baby in Gladiator-style watermelon armor and an adult in watermelon sunglasses.
So get on it America! You could branch out to Honey dew melons, casaba, cantaloupe... Just use your imaginations and a sharp paring knife and let's get creative! (Keep knife out of child's reach)
If you are silly enough to try this then the safety warning about the knife seems necessary. 

Wait for It, wait for it....

My Niece is Having Twins

Double the Pleasure!

Okay I Get It.

A Pack Of Used Rubbers.

                                        What were you thinking? Well this is dirty too.

Could Come In Handy

Oh

Kevin and I decided to buy a Garman GPS device, in the days before smart phones. Well we found just this type of situation more than once. Then in an attempt to redirect the Garman to return the way we had come, the language changed from English to German and the directions to change it back where also in German. We don't speak German, however we did find our way back down the Mountain.

Sometimes I Am Very Blonde

I was trying to figure out how to put the new seat covers on my car today. One of my guys was helping me and Joshua was sitting in the front seat pushing buttons. As I was trying to attach the Velcro  tabs under the head rest, the head rest came down and clamped my arm between the head rest and the seat. Ouch! I was stuck. The head rest wouldn't respond to the buttons on the seat bottom, it just kept getting tighter and tighter. The baby was pulled from the car, he was crying and now four grown men were trying to free me from my cars death grip on my wrist. If it didn't hurt so much, I would have been laughing hysterically. When finally released bruised and not broken, the guys figured out why it happened so if I ever get a wild hair to do the same thing again, they could get me out. I thought, 'How stupid do they think I am?' But, oh yeah, I just got my wrist stuck, pretty stupid.

Great Music Inspires

This is why I had,

This sort of day. And this is why I had to make him. 

Happy Birthday to ME!

Don't Bet On It

Come Make Love to Me

                                      Some flowers just go overboard in the cute department.
                                 Doesn't this Orchid look like a rubber ducky in a jester's hat?
                                                               Okay, maybe it's just me.

As You Wish

A Better Understanding

Upon seeing his Grandfather in his new Guitar Festival T Shirt, Joshua asked, 'How come that guitar is not finished?'

That's About It

I had this kind of day.

Watching the Water Run

You know the mud has to be just right. The pre-dug holes all the way full. The water is so nice like a river. These things all take time and contemplation before one flings himself into the gooey mire and then requires a bath. Patience in all things.

If Bob Ross had Dogs

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Some Things Don't Change

Falling

We have had two falls by Loved Ones lately. Not very funny. No broken bones, just bruises and cuts and scrapes. But it hurts to fall so like the sign says Mind the Gravity.

Wow, Who Would Know?

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Let's Change it Up

Manikids

                               Shopping with Joshua. Now that will sell children's clothing.
                                   Joshua was the best looking as far as I was concerned.

Slip Sliding Away

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress, thinking this was a bit risqué behaviour that might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully, began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am , but I think your husband just slid under the table." 

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."