Just a little laugh.

Jokes to Offend just about Everyone > > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?> > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > > Doughnuts > > Why is air a lot like sex? > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > > What do you call a smart blonde? > > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > > Their personalities. > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > > 10 years and 45 lbs > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > > 45 minutes > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > > Through his chest with a sharp knife > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, > > caring, and good-looking? > > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > > > > > Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention > > of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > > Mace will do that to you > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? > > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the > > car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > A different bar. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong" > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > > A speech impediment > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern > > zoo? > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of > > the cage along with... "a recipe." > > How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a > > southern fairy tale? > > A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time .." - > > A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....