Self Contained

We do warranty work for Jeld-wen Doors. Today Kevin had a job and I asked him where he was going and he said, "Newark". I said, "Oh oooo". And he said, "Thanks for your support:. I said, "Well make it fun, put on some good tunes and it will be over before you know it". He said, "It will be so much fun I can Hardly Contain myself".

Striking!

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I have been playing the piano nearly all my life. I think of it as Therapy/Meditation. Then I see these little kids who are so talented/gifted and it makes me think. Shut Up! But seriously this boy is so cute. Watch it all the way through. 

Just a little laugh.

Jokes to Offend just about Everyone > > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?> > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > > Doughnuts > > Why is air a lot like sex? > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > > What do you call a smart blonde? > > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > > Their personalities. > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > > 10 years and 45 lbs > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > > 45 minutes > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > > Through his chest with a sharp knife > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, > > caring, and good-looking? > > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > > > > > Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention > > of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > > Mace will do that to you > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? > > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the > > car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > A different bar. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong" > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > > A speech impediment > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern > > zoo? > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of > > the cage along with... "a recipe." > > How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a > > southern fairy tale? > > A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time .." - > > A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....

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Happy Birthday Eli! 

I told him I wouldn't post this Picture of him. But he was such a good sport about wearing the silly headband and he looks so cute with his love kissing his check.(And I highly doubt that he reads his Mother's Blog). It was a very Happy Birthday. 

Slow Down!

Ever feel like you  are burning the candle from both ends?

Slow Down and enjoy life,

 because it is too short and too wonderful to miss.

Auntie Mimi!

Auntie Mimi shows Joshua how to ride his trike. Now that's what I call flexible!

What a Dick

I heard that the X Congressman Weiner is running for a mayoral 

 position. That got me thinking since he also wants to be in pictures, and made a go of it as an actor and if  he did well at it, he would be    An Oscar Mayor Weiner!

Mystery Solved

So the other day we were sitting in the backyard and we spotted a bird that we were unfamiliar with. We tried looking it up and couldn't find it in our Bird Book. We had given up trying to figure it out when we saw this picture in an art gallery in Davenport. It was titled Spotted Towhee.

It is the bird from our backyard. Mystery Solved!

Summer

  Drumsticks and Baffa-Baffas. What could be better?

All things are temporary!

My friend sent this to me as a possible retirement home. It is very tempting.

 After seeing many arches crash into the sea on the Pacific Coast it strikes me how temporary everything really is. So I think I will just enjoy everyday right where I am. Where ever that is.

                                                           

HOPE

My Friend Ethan posted this on facebook. I think a lot of people are still ignoring, laughing, some are fighting, not many are winning.

Hard Working!

                         It was a hot day and everyone was working a Saturday, including Joshua!
                        Of course the pay was good, Great Grandma brought over fresh plum cake.

Splash and Flash

Wow we were fortunate to view the fireworks in San Francisco Bay last night from our friends sail boat. It was so fun and so beautiful, not just the fabulous display of fireworks, but sailing in the bay at night was such a HUGE treat. We laughed and sang and ate good food. It is so great to experience different things. Life is so good.

Oh Snap!

                                                                  Happy 4th of July !
          We are going out on the bay and my friend asks; Do you know that there is a fireworks setting on your camera? I replied yes that I was forced to figure out my camera after an incident that happened in a Cathedral in Switzerland. We were there at a Christening and it was so beautiful and the Cathedral was filled with friends and family and of course a beautiful baby. So I whipped out my camera to make the memory last forever, yet when I snapped the photo my camera barked, just like a dog and of course reverberated off the stone walls of the ancient edifice. Needless to say that I learned all about the settings for my camera not wanting to trust it to my sons or their friends any longer.

Paella Please

                                                         Now That's a Paella!

Italian

Now That's What I Call Italian! We had a wonderful time with Maria spoiling us rotten! Great food, Great FUN! By the way, what do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than the other?
Speach Impaired.