She Sunk Her Boat

Excuse the language, but as a coffee lover this is the best "dad joke" I've ever seen (source imgur): my dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." And I said, "it's that good?" He stopped smiling, looked me in the eye and said "no, it's fucking close to water!" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

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