Clever

Reddit Credit                        This was so clever I couldn't pass it up.

WOW

There is no accounting for taste.

Must Be From Colorado

Beautiful

                                                   Worst things can happen to a girl.
                                                                 I love his reaction.

Team Work

Inevitably Waldo Finds Himself

See, There Really Is A Toon Town

I'll Take The Stairs, Thanks.

Why I Never Took Painting Class

Unreasonable

Today was one of those days when it helped to remember:

That's Not Right

Now if you walk out to look at your new trellis and find this, seriously consider replacing your contractor. Unless this piece of handiwork was done by your husband, then use the screw gun to remove the cross piece and never mention it again. Of course it is absolutely your right to pull this vision up in your memory and laugh to yourself. Just don't let on. It can remain your secret and preserve his desire to actually do things around the house.

That Expression Speaks Volumns

Let's Not Forget The Real Reason Behind St. Patrick's Day

Decipher?

You've Got To Love Them

Oh, Okay.

Eat Pie for Pi day!

                                                   What goes around comes around.

Last Laugh

                                            I wish I found this yesterday. It's so funny.

Knitting Large

Spring Forward?

Oh Yeah, that works.

Instead find a minimum of three things your significant other did well and tell them so. Or simply write it down. It is the looking for the good in people that brings out the good in people.

Intriguing

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Bird Repeller

                                           Maybe they should get their money back.

So Warhol

                                               Pop Art of the Top Part of a Pop Tart

Rent A Husband

So we were driving home from Santa Cruz and we saw a work truck with a sign that said Rent A Husband. Will Take Care Of a Honey Do List or a remodel.  So I turned to my husband and said, "If I hire that guy, do you think he will come in the house, sit down on the couch and yell to me to get him a beer? And when I give him my honey do list, will he tell me he will get right on that in a minute?"

She Sunk Her Boat

Excuse the language, but as a coffee lover this is the best "dad joke" I've ever seen (source imgur): my dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said "ahh, it's like making love in a canoe." And I said, "it's that good?" He stopped smiling, looked me in the eye and said "no, it's fucking close to water!" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

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