Thank You!

Thank you Super Bowl Fans! This is one of our favorite days to be out enjoying everything and everywhere you are not. You wouldn't believe how wonderful the world can be.

Stupid Jokes

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 
A: Snowballs.

What do you do if you loose your toe?
Call a Toe Truck. 

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

I'm Afraid

Maybe Not

Wow!

My Sister was in a wheelchair for 14 years of her life. There are tons of people that think like this already. Her city hall was on the second floor of a building with no elevator. She was the person that got the rules changed in rest areas so that disabled women could be accompanied in the rest room by a male helper. Disabled people care about disabled people. Anyone who has been Christmas shopping with a disabled person cares about disabled people. And how in the world does a title like this get past an editor?

Wax On

Whoops!

Made Me Smile.

Udderly Amoosing

             Yes Harold the reception is much better now that you put up the new antennae.

IT'S A NEW AGE OR IS IT?

Oh Mother

                                        I did what you said and I still can't get to Facebook.

Freedom

It was nearing April 15th and I asked my Father who was terminally ill, what he wanted to do about his taxes and his clear reply was, "I don't care !". He believed that you are responsible even in death not to screw up someone's holiday or birthday or whatever. He died peacefully on April 15th.

My Super Powers

I swear, after all the money spent on Christmas gifts, if we just gave them the boxes they would have just as much fun.

Makes Sense

That's Reasonable

Well Then There's That

Offensive

I find killing people who you find offensive, offensive. I find looting during a civil rights protest, counter productive. As a rule, I find stupidity of any kind offensive, but if I considered killing them, think how many would have to die.

Quite the Fashion!

                                                    Frank Zappa and his Parents.

Booked the Room

We are going to celebrate the fact that 38 years ago I didn't listen to my Mother. Still can't believe how wrong she was and how right I was. I worst part is that it won't last forever, or maybe it will. I still feel like our love has lasted many lifetimes and that we are lucky to find one another to love again. 

Best Tea Bag Ever

                                                          Who is that? Earl Grey

Lindsay Lohan Supports the Second Amendment

I Dare You!!!

Riding Like A Boss!

 Ha! Joshua owned that pump track today! He rode like he was born to it. He reminded me so much of his Father at that age. He was really good and very helpful and kind to the other riders. I see a future full of scenes just like today.

You Too Could Look Like A Dog

                                                                How Bizarre is this?

What The Hell Happened Last Night?