Have we learned to read yet?

 Captain: Sum Ting Wong

                                                                                Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow

It is so funny to me that the news reporter didn't figure it out immediately. That she read all four silly names, is beyond me. You have to admit that whom ever thought to do this must have been sure that someone would catch it. But no, the reporter must have been Ted Knight's daughter or something.