Don't get excited!

Last day of a perfect July. The weather has been perfect and jobs are rolling in, everyone seems happy and busy. I am way too tired to think up something funny. I will give a double try tomorrow.

It's Carlos Danger!

This guy shouldn't represent anyone! Mayor of New York? New York City deserves better than a butt head like this Weiner.

Now you can tell.

WHEN?

View out of their apartment window.

And it wasn't even near Wall Street on a crash day. I have heard of it raining cats and dogs but:                                                                                 SHARKS?

It's A Classic

Turn around is fair play.

Korean report on the Southwest Flight 345 Captains names are changed like on channel 2 news of the Korean airline accident. I think it is totally fair.

This Is Only A Test!

Don't They Ever!

SEEN THAT BEEN THERE

No Way

San Jose Bike Party

We are coming home from a Peruvian Seafood Dinner and we came across this great group of Bicyclists. The San Jose Bike Party (no pants night) a fun loving group of non-spandex wearing, tu tu sporting, music packing, bicyclists, out for a jolly good time. Every 3rd Friday of Every month. 

Enginuity

This could come in so handy in so many circumstances. Texas Floods, Mississippi Floods, or just a day on the lake. You have got to love Red Neck Enginuity.

One Way to Call Someone A Bastard!

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. 

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. 

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. 

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. 

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings." 

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" 

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation...... 

And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them!! 

Have we learned to read yet?

 Captain: Sum Ting Wong

                                                                                Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow

It is so funny to me that the news reporter didn't figure it out immediately. That she read all four silly names, is beyond me. You have to admit that whom ever thought to do this must have been sure that someone would catch it. But no, the reporter must have been Ted Knight's daughter or something.

Unconditional Love

Seuss Army Knife

                            I don't know who should get credit for this but, I want one.

Justice!

   We are so happy to announce that after a long hard battle, Zachary has full custody of his son Joshua.         It hasn't been so funny, but we are sure glad that it is over and we are doing a HAPPY DANCE!

Oh, Whoops!

Seemed Relevant

reddit  credit

Breakfast Club?

Oh No!

Give them plenty to worry about.

How do I open a new Tab?

                                                          This is so Kevin and I.

Happy Independence Day!

                                                              FREEDOM?

Beating the Heat

We are having a heat wave. Marla's zipper on her fur coat is stuck and Joshua is laying low. The shop is cool on these hot days, so everyone is chilling.

Do you read the credits?

found on BBC Sitcom

Coffee Described by Who?