Yeah Football!

I don't care about football.

I don't care at all.

A bunch of guys,

chasing a ball. 

They kick it,

they throw it and

dance a little jig. 

The ball is made, 

from the skin of a pig?

You're all so excited, 

good for you.

I'm glad you enjoy it, 

That is good too. 

While you are watching,

Your big screen TV's.

The roadways are empty

Shopping a breeze.

The restaurants are quiet,

The beaches are free. 

So keep up the spirit,

For Superbowl Sunday is, 

So pleasant for me.