Uh Oh!

The Blonde Pilot..

This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine ! First, give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

(Long Pause)

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ....."

My friend sent this to me and I couldn't help but share it with you.