It makes me Glad

So Saturday my friend and I went to a pottery sale that was put on by a local studio and school.  We had fun and we purchased some pottery some from another friend of mine. The gal selling her wares was also giving away some Gladiola Bulbs which we happily brought home. I put them in a bowl, awaiting planting. My Son picked up one of the bulbs and looked at my friend and me with a quizical look. I said it was a Gladiola bulb. My friend said, "Try putting it in your arm pit and see if it grows. My Son left shaking his head.

We're not falling for it!

These fish were made in Brazil, out of plastic water bottles. Although the fish are pretty cool looking, the plastic bottle problem is not going away. Please stop drinking water from these bottles. Stop buying water this way, stop falling for the marketing. Get a nice water bottle and refill it. Feel good about yourself for doing your bit to help fight this ridiculous problem.

Say That Again

These beautiful children are the Fawcett Granger Twins.

I can't help it, I think they are so darn cute.

I See

                When you are treated by this Doctor, do you think you come out with Beede Eyes?

Father's Day

We had a great time for Father's Day. Our Sons and their families came over and our friends arrived the day before. Zach's friend from school was in town and they rode the custom bikes he had invented,  around the San Benito Ave. and had a blast. Joshua played in the mud and sprinklers and had a great time playing with Grandpa in the family room. I think it was all about the pillow fights. We had a nice feast and celebrated what great Father's we have and have had. It was perfectly lovely.

Important difference

Our friend was leaving the other day and as he was driving away he gave us one last shot.

Do you know the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

When my Son said, "No, what?"

He pointed his finger at him and yelled, "That's the guy!"

this picture deserves reddit credit

A little less truth please?

This 80-year-old woman was arrested for stealing. The Judge asked her what did she steel. She said: "A can of peaches." "Why?" asked the judge. She said because she was hungry.

The judge asked: "Don't you know stealing is wrong?" She responded: "Yes." 

How many peaches were in the can?: the Judge asked. "Six", resplied the woman.

"I am giving you six days in jail", said the judge.The man who was siting next to her said: "Your Honor?" The Judge asked: "Who are you?" He responded: "I am her husband." "What do you want to say?" asked the Judge. "She also stole a FAMILY SIZE CAN OF PEAS."

 

My friend sent me this joke. I told her my husband would have said a ten pound bag of rice.

Flop

 

                                                             I have days like this.

                                     Sometimes my Super Powers are not quite up to snuff.

Who Smells Funny?

The lady at the door at Costco who checks your receipt, asked if we knew what she hated about hot weather. She said, "BO, I just can't stand it. Everyone should shower even in hot weather."
Kevin said, "You should direct them to the Axe or Old Spice isle." She laughed and agreed. Then she said, "I take a bubble bath every morning before I come to work, I don't like showers and people tell me I smell good and I should hope so." And she did smell good. I was glad she was not talking about my husband or me. At least I hope not.

Gaultier

My friends and I went to the de Young today to see Fashion World of Jean Paul Gaultier. It was awesome. Each item of clothing was amazing. Both in design and execution. His staff of crafts people were excellent. The way the show was set up was also truly amazing. They used projectors to animate the faces of the mannequins who seemed to come alive as they spoke. It was very surreal. Gaultier did many of Madonna's outrageous costumes and has done many movie costumes, as well as beautiful runway gowns for men and women. If you get a chance I hope you will go. We had a blast.

BEHAVE

                                          Don't you wish that everyone could understand this?

Miss Understood

So a guy decides he is going to the driving range to work off a little steam. He stuffs his pockets with golf balls and goes out and catches a bus. While on the bus a woman keeps staring at his pants and finally embarrassed he says to her, "it's golf balls." Oh the woman says, with a worried look on her face, "Does it hurt, like tennis elbow?"

Land of the Free

This was posted on facebook by a friend and I think it is so poignant on the day before the Primaries. Wake up people, your freedom is being threatened in the name of fear. We should all be able to make our own decisions about what is good or bad for us. It is not our governments job to tell us how much soda we drink. They should educated us not dictate to us. What is next a wholesale war on alcohol, oh yeah we already tried that, it didn't go so well. And don't even get me started about the drone thing. Privacy is a myth.

Uh Oh!

The Blonde Pilot..

This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine ! First, give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

(Long Pause)

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ....."

My friend sent this to me and I couldn't help but share it with you.

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Acid

On our Public Television station KQED while looking for pledges the spokesman said, "This Agatha Christie series of mysteries is like Agatha Christie on Acid." 

             He may have been quoting someone else but clearly The Times They Are A Changing. 

         Is this a simile that Public Television viewers can identify with?