Goodbye 2012 Hello 2013

I won't make resolutions. 
I seldom ever do. 
I do what I like and like what I do. 
So scuby dooby doooooo.

Happy New Year Everyone. 

Probably Shouldn't Eat This Either

A Quarter Pounder With Cheese

No New Tricks

      We need this sign on our street. We need to add Orange Cat that thinks he owns the street.

No Thank You!

                       And I thought Ace was the place for the helpful hardware man.

Radio Flyer!

Wow! We sure made the right decision when we got Joshua a wagon for Christmas. This is what the ride home from the park looks like when you have played and played and played. 

Before and After

 Before

After

 It reminds me of cooking a big meal. You spend all day, maybe even start the day before. You set the table, serve the food, sit down and moments later everyone is done eating. They enjoyed the meal, 

that's great. But it is over so soon. We all had a lovely Christmas and hope you did too. Today is Mother's Christmas, at least that is what I call it. Time for clean up and reflection. Kevin got a double yolk for breakfast and has decided that next year will be very good. That is half the battle. Yeah! 

Is not!

                                    I am baking pies and looking forward to fun times ahead.

Socks

      So my friend's husband asked her for socks for Christmas. She said, "Okay, how many"? 

                                                  I couldn't resist, "I said probably 2".

Is Your Line Busy?

I love this. It is a great reminder that your child needs your time and attention more than Christmas Cookies that look perfect, bows that are straight, and presents that are expensive. Youth is a fleeting thing, don't miss out trying to make everything just right, because enjoying your children and playing with them is the best right you have.

Wrong

         There is something so wrong about this. I think it is a good way to get on Santa's Naughty list.

The Day Has Come

Finally!

                A Rowan Pattern. Very cute! Now that it is done I may have a bit of my life back.

It is not at all funny!

It is not alright in any way that something like this has happened yet again. Is it possible that with all the news reports about these horrific events, that it in some way glorifies them, to the point that the next sick freak gets the idea that he too can be counted among these murderous fiends? We have lost 20 beautiful children, six adults, the gunman's mother, and the gunman. Enough said. It is not about the gun laws, it is about mental health and the glorification of murderers. I highly doubt that this kids mother purchased that kind of gun, a bullet proof vest or several hand guns. If so, What? If not how did this kid get around the registration rules?  Yes, we want to know the answers to our questions, but I say limit the amount of News about this. If we don't watch, they won't run it.

My Wife Can Fix It

So my turn signal went out and the light on the dash board came on to let me know. I said, "God I don't have time for this and I really need this turn signal to work again". And the turn signal started to work again. Then the headlight on the same side went out and I thought okay, and I told my husband that it was out. He said he would fix it, but he didn't have time. So we went out to dinner and on the way home the police officer pulled me over to ask if the car I was driving was mine and if I knew that the headlight was out. I said, "Yes, a light on the dash lets me know that the light is out and then my husband said, " that he thought that something was loose, because the turn signal was out and now it isn't." The policeman said to get it fixed, but was kind enough to not give me a ticket. I went out the next morning and pulled the headlight out and found that it was blown, so my husband went and got a new light bulb from the parts store and the parts guy said he would put it in. The two men went out to the car and fumbled around for awhile and my husband admitted that his wife had taken it out and he would just have her put it back together. Well the parts man couldn't deal with this guy making his wife fix the car so he persisted until he finally got the light bulb installed. I think I should have just asked God. 

I will finish it!

                 I am trying to finish a sweater for my Grandson. It is not a laughing matter.

Attitude Attitude Attitude

           Be Real! Do your Best! And above all remember: As a thing is viewed, so it appears!

The Upside Downside of Tree Transportation

Hwy 17 is one of the most dangerous strips of road in California. We saw this driver with his Christmas tree hanging upside down by            a string as he cruised down the road at 65 mph. WOW!

Here Comes Santa Clause!

We walked downtown to see the Christmas Tree Lighting and guess who was there and who brought him. Santa Clause and the Los Gatos Fire Department brought him. So not only did a happy Elf named Patty help Joshua sit on Santa Clause (Chris Kringle's)  lap but Joshua became an honorary member of the LGFD in the same evening. OH OH OH what fun we had. 

So True

And if you screwed up your typing you needed to use white out or retype the entire page. You had to look things up in the dictionary, research at the library, and drive around to find the best price. We could go on and on. 

Oh Baby!

My Sons always kid their Father about being the most interesting man in the World. If that is the case, then this was definitely Kevin as a baby.  

Only You

No one can make you mad. Only you can do that. No one can ruin your day. Only you can allow that. Make up your mind that everyday is too important to waste on anything silly like not being happy. Tell a joke, spread some cheer, do something nice for someone that loves you, or even someone you just met. And by all means, smile now and often.

You Live Where?

                     I know a few people who live on this street. At least in their minds.

Pomegranate Soda

While my husband and I were out shopping we treated ourselves to a Pomegranate Soda, cold from the checkout line at Cost Plus. On our way home as we were enjoying our soda, I asked him, "Isn't Pomegranate supposed to be good for our brains?"  He answered immediately, "I hope so". 

Shocking!

Forgive me, but I don't ever think I will be able to look at another electrical outlet in the same way again.

Isn't that so bunny?

No Clue

Too Real!

So I was buying some mascara the other day and the sales girl suggested some foundation. She applied the product to my face and when satisfied she handed me a mirror so I could approve of the transformation. I took the mirror and as I looked into it I sucked in my breath in shock and she shouted, "Turn it over, Turn it over!" The non magnifying side was much better, for sure.

What?

From Verde in Santa Cruz

First Prize for the Best Latte Ever!

 Isn't that so Pretty?

 It was the best part of Christmas Shopping.

Where am I?

Now That's Intelligent

Happy Thanksgiving and hope.

Not Quite to Late

As I was cleaning my desk off today, doing my filing and straightening up my paper work, I thought of Albert Einstein who said, " If a cluttered desk is a sign of cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? I stopped before it was all to late.

Now That's What I call Cymbalism!

Slide

                                          I would slide every time!

Watch out for Falling Bovine!

                   I wonder how many times this happened before they put up the sign.

Howdy Doctor

The Cowboy Poet said that he went on a lot of trail rides with 'City Folks' who wanted that 'Western Experience'. Many of them were PHD's and Lawyer types out for adventure. But they were pretty sure that they would not have much in common with the Cowboys that guided them and they stuck pretty much to themselves. The Cowboy Poet considered these men as Post Hole Diggers. 

One day as our friend was setting to build a fence he found himself in need of a new Post Hole Digger and drove on out to Montana International Tool Company and bought himself a beautiful new tool for the job. Now when he is out on those trail rides he tells those City Dwellers that he has a PHD from MIT and they settle right into a comfortable conversation on various heady topics.  

Thanksgiving!

After our day in court today, we thought, hey it's too close to Thanksgiving to be acting like a 

Jive Turkey!

Love

Today I will do my best. I will not get angry or think badly about others. I will Thank them for the chance to learn how not to behave. I will remember all of these words quoted by The Dalai Lama and carry this wisdom in my pocket to remind me of how lucky I am. It is not as funny as necessary. I promise something funny tomorrow. 

The Truth Shall Set YOU Free!

And When you come up against people who don't know the difference between the truth and the lies they tell themselves, then just be thankful that they give you the chance to remain steadfast, vigilant, and honorable. Life is a test and each day all we can do is try to pass with bright flying colors.

Nailed

             My boys said, "You know how much those nails cost?" I still think it is great fun.

Husbands Are So Helpful

 She asked her husband to help her with the lattice pie crust 

  and this is what she got. Isn't that so funny and I have felt

 like this many times while trying to do this very same thing. 

Reddit Credit.

How to Fail a Breathalyzer Test

                                           Watch the policeman's reaction too.

Excuse the French

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Oh No!

Be Careful What You Ask For

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. 
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am.

Out to Eat

                      We saw this when we went out to eat last night. Makes me wonder.

Don't Forget To Check Your Gauge

I found this posted on facebook by a friend of mine. 

I thought it was so funny and cute I had to share it with you. 

Happy Halloween!

We are getting ready for tonight. Joshua is going to dress up as Batman. We have the pumpkin carved and Kevin is looking forward to pumpkin pie. We hope everyone has fun and is safe.