This Is Great Thinking

I think this is good for the world. We should endeavor to do this type of ridiculous stuff. The best I feel is when someone smiles and we could all use to have to think up these positive bits of silliness.

How To Get the Neighbors to Help.

Now That's A Warning!

Around Lockness? Arizona? Colorado? Argentina? I don't know but I am not going near that place.

Illuminating

         Tell  me who forgets their lighter but remembers their magnifying glass? Oh  yeah, this guy.

Thunderbolts and Lightening

       We got a half an inch of rain today in Los Gatos. It was nothing like this. But it was good.

No Really It Will Be Fun!

Oh Shut Up!

Is It A Hamster or A Baby?

Knowing Who To Hire

Civil Disobedience

How Wicked Would You Have To Be?

No Kidding

An Elegant Solution For Keeping The Dog Inside

                                           This works equally well on husbands and sons.

The Queen Mother

Why I don't know why you would want to go up to that cabin anyway dear. Wouldn't you rather stay here and wait on me hand and foot, like a good child would?

Unhappy Ending

No Kisses For You

                                         I don't care how pretty you are. He was mine first.

PHD in Fatherhood

                                                              Save the Cake Day!

Animal Testing

                              If you haven't seen Top Gear on BBC, you should, it's pretty funny.

New Puppy!

This showed up on my Facebook yesterday. My friend got a new chocolate lab puppy to add to her growing little family. I know with a toddler, a puppy. a job and a husband, that fatigue can set in. I posted to her page that I think the puppy is supposed to go in there and that Ava is supposed to go in the stroller. She liked it. I laughed.

Art Decotant

                   I really like this fountain. It's not funny, I just like it. That makes me happy.

Deep Dog Thoughts

It Might Work

   Maybe if we start using this Norwegian sign, people will pay attention to the speed bumps here.

Surreal Real

                   Credit to Evan Halleck For his Burning Bad Photo. I thought it was Genius.

The Lottery

There is a new commercial on television, with a math professor standing in front of a math problem written on a chalk board. He goes into several reasons, with the number 5 in them, that are not logical or mathematical in any way, suggesting that the players odds are great. Coming from a long line of Mathematicians and professional card players, it is nice to know your odds. Odds are hugely against anyone winning the lottery, with scratchers or any other way. If the professor told people the real chances, I imagine it would not be good for business, and a business it is. Please don't forget this. Just like the Casinos were not built on the money people won, but lost to the tune of Billions of dollars. If the lottery was considered a tax everyone would be shouting. But they are so clever they get you to give them your money freely. Isn't that so Funny?

I Think They Mean Ends Here