Thursday, May 29, 2014

We Are Borg

I laughed, and was reminded of being assimilated on Star Trek.  After Edward Snowden's interview and the way people can and do hack your phone and computers and how often I use both of those items I think maybe I am Borg. Wow, that's scary.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Dude! This is so awesome!

                                                    Are the others waiting their turn?

Monday, May 26, 2014

Ruins of an Ancient Civilization

I sometimes cringe when I think of what archaeologists of the future will think about us when they excavate the remains of our long lost civilization. I am sure they will find us quite primitive and wasteful, as well as foolish. Today my son told me about a bumper sticker he was told about: My vehicle runs on fuel made from recycled dinosaurs. I hope they come up with something to make out of plastic water bottles, old lap tops and printer cartridges.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Let's Party!

Happy 33 to Zachary! We love you very Much!

                                      Enough to make a blueberry cake with cheese cake filling.
 And Happy Birthday to our dear friend Gary. You are as young as you feel. Kevin would say you are as young as the girls you feel. I say no worries, nothing has changed, you are still crazy after all these years. And we are glad for that.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Need an answer?

Johnny's Mother had three children, I first was named April, the second was named May. What was the third child's name?

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

How much dirt is there in a hole that is 2 feet deep, 4 feet wide, and 3 feet long?


Sunday, May 18, 2014

At Dunken Donuts

                                        Can I get you more sugar, coffee? I am here to serve you.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Hey Wait A Minute

                       I always thought it would be nice to have a road named after me.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Senior Work

              Senior High School students exchanged papers to grade each other. This is not funny!
                                              This is not alright and should not be tolerated.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Happy Mother's Day

There are a lot of things about being a Mother that they don't tell you and even if they did, you wouldn't believe it, until it's too late. Do your best to stay loving and keep some sparkle in your eyes when you greet your children and try not to eat them. Seriously, I am very lucky to have two wonderful Sons in my life, they have always brought me a Hugh amount of Joy. Hope you all have a great day.

Friday, May 9, 2014

The Cat's Out Of The Bag

                                    Now aren't you sorry that you got me neutered?

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Sound Familiar?

Do you run to your children for help with your cell phone? Laptop? At least you have those items.
I bought my Mother her first computer when she was 71. This was exactly how our phone calls went. At least she tried. She did learn to e-mail, completely due to the fact that postage was going up. Keep up people.

Monday, May 5, 2014

The Malady of the Hour

What is going to kill you or make you sick today? What "May Cause" the following problems? It was thought at one time that drinking water from radio active crocks was a healthy thing to do, but oh no that didn't work. My Sons girlfriend stopped by and said, "Oh I don't eat meat anymore, I'm a pescatarian".  Well of course she is. Good Luck, Live Well, Be Careful, especially what you choose to believe.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

It's A Sign

My sister lived near Honey Sign Road, I live near On Orbit Way and  Crazy Pete Rd, but this one takes the cake.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Hooked Up


Two TV Antennas fell in love and decided to get married.
The Wedding was so-so,
 but the reception was great!