Lesser of Two Evils

                                          Often the case in a political activity.

Great Beach Day

                                 It started out at the bike park, then went to the beach. It was warm and beautiful and the rain run off was warmed by the sun, fresh and clear. At first we lost the shoes and then the jeans. We played and played. Then we walked all the way back to the truck wrapped in Grandma's Sweater. Bought a new outfit and got dressed again. It was a perfect day between the storms. 

It's Always Worth The Effort

I Want This Sign

Must be in front of the Ministry of Silly Walks. 

Not seen in California Washington, or Colorado

A Matter of Interpretation

A Baby Changes Everything

The squirrel seemed disturbed and determined to get back into the hole in our apple tree. I clapped my hands and it ran off but reappeared as my husband and I watched. My husband pleaged he would fill the hole in the tree in an attempt to save it. I told him about the squirrel and how determined she was to get back into the tree and that I thought she may have a family in there. Just then the baby stuck it's head up out of the hole. After enjoying the moment, my husband said that it was a good thing that they were cute. We will wait until the family relocates before repairing the apple tree.

It's What I Think Of

Just Driveway Sitting

  

 Sometimes sitting in the driveway is a great thing to do. 

Eat Bar-B-Que Potato Chips with Grandpa and chat about things.

It's All In The Name

                                     The Guy was an Admiral and a Knight. Pretty perfect name.

A Little Crazy?

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?

              "Oh, I can clearly see you nuts."

They Tell It Like It Is

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Drive Safely

Knitters Can Not Be Held Responsible

Bonnie Doon Vineyards Submarine

                   You never know what you will find floating around in Santa Cruz.

Have Some Pi Day

Peacefulness

Not always easily obtained.

You Know Spring Is Close:

                                             When the trees start budding boys.

Mom's Multitasking

Arrr

Cow It Is

Prof. Dr. Gerald Hüther

Like This Page · April 26, 2013 

TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

Best Coffee Art

                                            They must have ordered a tall.

Imagination: Anything is Possible

You Gotta Love Art Teachers

SEX OMG!

A woman in our town has made a big stink about this sign at the church that is located along her school children's route to school. She was incensed that she would have to explain about the word sex to her three children ages 6-10. There were so many responses to her complaints, most well meaning, some just mean. I thought if the children were asking questions, it was time to be honest and explain. Simply, briefly, move on with your life. Since when is sex in a lasting relationship a bad thing? She had sex at least 3 times, right? She said about moving to Los Gatos that she "loved the European atmosphere that exists here. My mind flew to the sexy advertisements, that kind of blew my mind when I was last in Europe. Europeans think of us as a bunch of uptight prudes. Maybe because of people like this woman.

Laughed Until I Cried

Not As Free As You May Think