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Don't Bogart That Puffer My Friend

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A new BBC documentary captures young dolphins "getting high" on a puffer fish neurotoxin. Wikimedia Commons

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A new BBC documentary captures young dolphins "getting high" on a puffer fish neurotoxin. Wikimedia Commons

Teenagers aren’t the only ones who like to experiment.

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•  Footage captured by a recent BBC documentary shows young dolphins carefully manipulating a puffer fish, whose nerve toxin provokes a trance-like state. The BBC’s "Dolphins: Spy in the Pod" used underwater camera to capture the unusual moment.

“This was a case of young dolphins purposely experimenting with something we know to be intoxicating,” zoologist Rob Pilley, who worked on the series, told the Sunday Times. “After chewing the puffer gently and passing it around, they began acting most peculiarly, hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection.”

Yes, I am ashamed.

Best intentions.

Why is it that no matter how hard you try to take down and store the lights for next year, that they always end up looking like this?

Yep!

No laughing matter

Well I hope you all had a Merry Christmas. Our Family did and we all enjoyed one and another. I unfortunately am as sick as a dog. I hope to bring you fun things soon. Love, Becky

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Listen Up!

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Sorry about yesterday, our modem went out. 

No. 2

I owe my career to these. So they are more than word processors, they are CAD, and Adobe too.

Not Terribly PC

                                       All the other children can take care of themselves?

Santa?

I found this at the Nursery today. I don't know how I will live without it in my yard. 

Dumb Like A Fox

Madonna's Christmas Sweater

Naughty!!!!

Not Exactly

What a Job!

Oh yeah, I got my education so I could sit and watch people using the john. But hey, it's a government job and the pay is great and no federal taxes. Privacy is a myth,  after all.

Anyone Else Freezing Their....?

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Already Thought of That

So a gal I know told me she had been experimenting with iced coffee and whipped drinks over the summer. But, on this particularly cold day, she thought maybe a hot chocolate would be good. She was headed for work and wouldn't mind a little caffeine boost, so she asked the barrista if anyone ever put a shot of espresso in a hot chocolate? The barrista politely replied, yes we call that a Mocha.

I just don't see it.

Gets all Scared

Competition is on the rise.

                                       Now they can really call themselves the ups.

Perfect Ending

Fifteen years ago, my Husband and I worked for a women who was an absolute nightmare. She withheld a huge amount of money from us and caused us to go through a 2 year lawsuit. She had nothing to complain about, she just refused to pay. She took advantage of 15 different contractors, who participated in the lawsuit. She had people threaten the different contractors that worked for her and was basically the all time worst client we ever had. Today She called Kevin and said that things are different now and her X-husband was gone and could they call the past the past and would he do some work on her cabinets for her. Kevin said, " Absolutely Not!" and hung up the telephone. Isn't that so funny? What a great ending to the story.

Get Straight

Stand Up For Your Beliefs

It's All A Matter of Choice

Disorder At It's Best

Don't Forget What It's All About. And it's not the Hokey Pokey.

And Probably to buy presents for people, in the spirit of their Faith. 

Happy Thanksgiving

Where are my Christmas Cards?

There is some truth in this. Ha!

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We Saw This.

And Built This!

Good?

Punctuation Pays

               This does not sound delicious. I don't care how many Clubcard points I can get.

And YOU bought that idea?

This isn't holy, it's just stupid. If God didn't intend people to have sex he wouldn't have made it so much fun.  

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Sheep standing in a large circle.

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jerk Chicken?

reddit credit

Animal Misconceptions

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        It took me a few times to see the person who probably should not have pulled that cord.

Put Your Flag Out Tomorrow

2 CAREER SWABBYS WERE SITTING AT THE BAR. ONE OF THEM SAYS LOOK AT THOSE TWO DRUNKS ACROSS THE BAR, THAT COULD BE US IN 10YRS. THE OTHER GUY SAYS YOU ASSHOLE, THATS A MIRROR !

What Was That!