Shocking!

Forgive me, but I don't ever think I will be able to look at another electrical outlet in the same way again.

Isn't that so bunny?

No Clue

Too Real!

So I was buying some mascara the other day and the sales girl suggested some foundation. She applied the product to my face and when satisfied she handed me a mirror so I could approve of the transformation. I took the mirror and as I looked into it I sucked in my breath in shock and she shouted, "Turn it over, Turn it over!" The non magnifying side was much better, for sure.

What?

From Verde in Santa Cruz

First Prize for the Best Latte Ever!

 Isn't that so Pretty?

 It was the best part of Christmas Shopping.

Where am I?

Now That's Intelligent

Happy Thanksgiving and hope.

Not Quite to Late

As I was cleaning my desk off today, doing my filing and straightening up my paper work, I thought of Albert Einstein who said, " If a cluttered desk is a sign of cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? I stopped before it was all to late.

Now That's What I call Cymbalism!

Slide

                                          I would slide every time!

Watch out for Falling Bovine!

                   I wonder how many times this happened before they put up the sign.

Howdy Doctor

The Cowboy Poet said that he went on a lot of trail rides with 'City Folks' who wanted that 'Western Experience'. Many of them were PHD's and Lawyer types out for adventure. But they were pretty sure that they would not have much in common with the Cowboys that guided them and they stuck pretty much to themselves. The Cowboy Poet considered these men as Post Hole Diggers. 

One day as our friend was setting to build a fence he found himself in need of a new Post Hole Digger and drove on out to Montana International Tool Company and bought himself a beautiful new tool for the job. Now when he is out on those trail rides he tells those City Dwellers that he has a PHD from MIT and they settle right into a comfortable conversation on various heady topics.  

Thanksgiving!

After our day in court today, we thought, hey it's too close to Thanksgiving to be acting like a 

Jive Turkey!

Love

Today I will do my best. I will not get angry or think badly about others. I will Thank them for the chance to learn how not to behave. I will remember all of these words quoted by The Dalai Lama and carry this wisdom in my pocket to remind me of how lucky I am. It is not as funny as necessary. I promise something funny tomorrow. 

The Truth Shall Set YOU Free!

And When you come up against people who don't know the difference between the truth and the lies they tell themselves, then just be thankful that they give you the chance to remain steadfast, vigilant, and honorable. Life is a test and each day all we can do is try to pass with bright flying colors.

Nailed

             My boys said, "You know how much those nails cost?" I still think it is great fun.

Husbands Are So Helpful

 She asked her husband to help her with the lattice pie crust 

  and this is what she got. Isn't that so funny and I have felt

 like this many times while trying to do this very same thing. 

Reddit Credit.

How to Fail a Breathalyzer Test

                                           Watch the policeman's reaction too.

Excuse the French

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Oh No!

Be Careful What You Ask For

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. 
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am.

Out to Eat

                      We saw this when we went out to eat last night. Makes me wonder.

Don't Forget To Check Your Gauge

I found this posted on facebook by a friend of mine. 

I thought it was so funny and cute I had to share it with you.