These People Are No Fun!

Too Punny

We saw a nice couple today. A good looking young man in a turban with a nice looking young lady. They said to us as they were walking by, "We're looking for the lady that does Alterations." The other ladies knew who the couple was looking for and directed them. But, all I could think was, Seek and Ye shall Find. Of course only in the nicest way. 

Live it Up. Eat at Moe's.

Happy Mother's Day!

We don't do it for thanks, gifts, or ourselves. We do it because we love our children. We do it because from the minute they arrive in our lives, they are the most important thing in the world. Because we are changed forever. We are Mother's no matter who our children are, no matter what they do, no matter what the cost, in time or otherwise, they still matter more than ourselves, our dreams or our desires. I have heard it said that a Mother is only as happy as her unhappiest child. I have found this to be true and my greatest desire is to see happiness and fulfillment in my children.My sweetest love goes out to all you Mother's who give and give and love and understand and listen and take time from your lives for the betterment of Mankind.

Mr. Happy Man.

I love you too.

Caravan Palace

I Love this! 

Is My Time Up?

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating  table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33  years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even  had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her  teeth! Since she had so much time left to live, she figured she might as well  make the most of it. After her  last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed  by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull  me from out of the path of that Ambulance?"   God replied: " I didn't recognize  you."