Is My Time Up?

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating  table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33  years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even  had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her  teeth! Since she had so much time left to live, she figured she might as well  make the most of it. After her  last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed  by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull  me from out of the path of that Ambulance?"   God replied: " I didn't recognize  you."