Greater than Grand

                               Happy Easter.
                 Are Grandchildren even better when they are Great Grandchildren? I think so.
                           From left to right: Blake, Grandma Josie, Emerson, Madison, and Joshua up front.

What?

I was watching Caillou on PBS with my Grandson yesterday and couldn't believe what I heard. In the Episode, Caillou goes to the Library with his Mother to check out some books. (Cool) Then while holding the books that Caillou had selected the Librarian asks him if he wanted to check out these ones. I almost choked. There are these and there are those, but there aren't these ones or those ones, and from the Librarian already.  I thought I had heard it all when President Obama dissed Mitt Romney for using a big word like Marvelous.

Rhino Art!!!

                                  Happy Good Friday. If it wasn't good before this should help.
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Forgive Me

Father Patrick found Mary crying in a Pew.

"Mary my child, tell Father Patrick what is wrong."

"It's my husband Micky, he's dead, she sobbed. "

"Oh my dear, tell me what happened."

"Well he came home late from the Pub again, reeking of beer, with lip stick smeared all over his face."

"He had no money for food for the children, he was very drunk, and that's when it happened."

"Did he have any last words dear?"

"Yes Father, she said through her tears."

"What were they dear?"

"Oh Father Patrick forgive me," Mary cried. He said, 'Mary, put the gun down.'

Living Large

http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html  I really like this and think you all will too. It was brought to my attention by a friend of mine from Rhode Island. Enjoy!!!

Marketing?

                  Sorry about this one, I caught some kind of loathsome disease from my grandson.

Adult Day Care

So my husband manages an eightplex he commonly refers to as his adult day care center,  for his Mother. All of the tenants get along well with one another except the new girl. She was all excited to move and looked forward to getting out of the place she was in. She was recommended by a friend of a friend. Well as soon as she moved in she started to complain. She stuffed the closet so full of junk that the doors came off. Then it was a stuffed up toilet. the next thing was her cat getting locked into a neighbors apartment. The last complaint was a leaky faucet. So my husband called his friend a plumber to go over and fix the leaky faucet. One of our guys let the plumber into her apartment. Now he is a huge guy, a biker type, large and in charge with a tool belt full of plumbing tools. He is not the sort of man that you would mess with. So she walks in the apartment and says in a very snotty voice, 'Who the hell are you?' Upon which he answers, 'I am the F***en Tooth fairy, who in the hell do you think I am?' She hasn't called us in a while.