Rent A Husband

So we were driving home from Santa Cruz and we saw a work truck with a sign that said Rent A Husband. Will Take Care Of a Honey Do List or a remodel.  So I turned to my husband and said, "If I hire that guy, do you think he will come in the house, sit down on the couch and yell to me to get him a beer? And when I give him my honey do list, will he tell me he will get right on that in a minute?"