A little less truth please?

This 80-year-old woman was arrested for stealing. The Judge asked her what did she steel. She said: "A can of peaches." "Why?" asked the judge. She said because she was hungry.

The judge asked: "Don't you know stealing is wrong?" She responded: "Yes." 

How many peaches were in the can?: the Judge asked. "Six", resplied the woman.

"I am giving you six days in jail", said the judge.The man who was siting next to her said: "Your Honor?" The Judge asked: "Who are you?" He responded: "I am her husband." "What do you want to say?" asked the Judge. "She also stole a FAMILY SIZE CAN OF PEAS."

 

My friend sent me this joke. I told her my husband would have said a ten pound bag of rice.