Friday, February 27, 2015

Thank You Leonard Nimoy


Thank you for being the closest thing on Television to my Father, in logical thought.






Saturday, February 21, 2015

Another instance of Irresponsibility.

Is it always someone else's fault. Did something or someone make her behave like that? Or is she just a selfish, psychotic, pain in everyone's ass? Is it your fault, is it your husband's fault? No she is just a psychopath. Run away now before she destroys you all. The boyfriend is just narcissistic as she is. I know a little boy that deserves better. This is not funny at all. But I hope it gets the point across.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Now That's An Idea

Ocean Organic Vodka. I saw it available at Safeway and had to laugh. Now we can ruin our livers but not be subject to the evils of Monsanto. Or maybe it was the pesticides that poisoned the friends that I know who have died from Alcoholism. Either way I say HA! What will people fall for next?

Friday, February 13, 2015

Out of the Mouths of Babes, Or into?

                                                    I love the joy on the Mother's Face.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Circus, Circus


Thanks Tiger

When Tiger withdrew from Torrey Pines It was because he couldn't activate his glutes. Well glute activation has been a favorite joke around here ever since. If you aren't working hard enough it must be because your glutes are not activated.   When my friend's husband noticed her new bathing suit, she was asked if he wanted to activate her glutes. Oh My!

Monday, February 9, 2015

Stupid and Dead

                                     And as a friend of mine once said, "You can't fix stupid."

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Porn in the 90's

I was sitting in the kitchen one day and I noticed a line of 13 year old boys lined up to visit my son's room. He was well liked by his friends, but this was unusual. Upon further investigation I found the TV tuned to a picture like this. I called the cable company right away and informed them that the scramble was not scrambled enough. They assured me it was and I asked them to explain the line of prepubescent teens visiting my home. They sent someone right over.